A Better Way to Unwind.

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Lightly infused social sodas designed to lift your mood — without alcohol or the hangover.

Nostalgic soda flavors

Alcohol-free social buzz

Fast-acting formula

Only 25 calories

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Coco,
on our Blue Raspberry

"Great flavor. Effects aren't overpowering. You're still able to get tasks done. Way better than other edibles!"

Joann,
On our Orange Passionfruit

"Tastes like McDonald's orange drink when I was a kid. It's not my favorite flavor, but somehow it's the drink that goes with everything and the one I reach for most..."

Jana,
On our Tropical Citrus

"The drinks have a good clean taste. I like them over ice like a cocktail. I feel relaxed in my neck and shoulders, which is very nice for those tense muscles. It makes me feel engaged, a bit giggly, and a nice smooth buzz."

Allan,
On our Tropical Citrus

"I really like the flavor. I just received two 4-packs with your new flavors. Excited to taste them!"

Joann,
on our Mango Guava

"This is sooooo good. It's my go to on a Tuesday night when I'm swapping out my wine. It's great with TexMex and Asian food. AND no guilt - 25 calories but tastes like 100+!!!"

Denise,
On our Tropical Citrus

"I drank 1/2 a can and felt very relaxed without being "altered". The whole can gave me the perfect "buzz". And I love the flavor."

The Social Ritual — Without the Downsides

We love cracking a drink with friends.
But alcohol often comes with trade-offs: hangovers, heaviness, and next‑day regret.
Green Monké was created as a lighter, infused alternative to unwind.
Something you can enjoy socially — without feeling weighed down.

Green Monké

No hangovers

Light & refreshing

Easy to enjoy

Smooth social vibe

Alcohol

Hangovers

Heavy & dehydrating

Hard to pace

Next-day regret

How Green Monké Works

Crack a Can

Enjoy a nostalgic soda flavor like Blue Raspberry or Mango Guava.

Feel the Lift

Our fast-acting infusion creates a light, uplifting vibe.

Stay Social

Relax, laugh, and enjoy the moment — without the alcohol.

Try a Better Way to Drink

Green Monké was inspired by the flavors and colors we grew up loving.

Think blue raspberry slushies.
Bright citrus sodas.
Tropical fruit drinks from summer afternoons.
But reimagined for today — with a smooth, social lift instead of alcohol.
The vibe is nostalgic.
The experience is new.

Find Your Green Monké Vibe

Nostalgic flavors meet our balanced infusion, fast-acting formula, and just 25 calories or less — for an uplifting, alcohol-free way to unwind.

Orange Cream

Creamy orange citrus with a classic creamsicle twist

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Blue Raspberry

Sweet, nostalgic blue raspberry - just like the slushie.

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Tropical Citrus

Sunny citrus blend, crisp, bright, and refreshing.

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Mango Guava

Lush tropical mango and guava with smooth sweetness.

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Orange Passionfruit

Bright orange layered with vibrant passionfruit.

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Lychee

Delicate lychee with light strawberry & refreshing (sugar-free) sweetness.

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Not sure where to start? Try the Variety Pack!

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A Better Way to Unwind.

"Great flavor. Effects aren't overpowering. You're still able to get tasks done. Way better than other edibles!"

"Tastes like McDonald's orange drink when I was a kid. It's not my favorite flavor, but somehow it's the drink that goes with everything and the one I reach for most..."

"The drinks have a good clean taste. I like them over ice like a cocktail. I feel relaxed in my neck and shoulders, which is very nice for those tense muscles. It makes me feel engaged, a bit giggly, and a nice smooth buzz."

"I really like the flavor. I just received two 4-packs with your new flavors. Excited to taste them!"

"This is sooooo good. It's my go to on a Tuesday night when I'm swapping out my wine. It's great with TexMex and Asian food. AND no guilt - 25 calories but tastes like 100+!!!"

"I drank 1/2 a can and felt very relaxed without being "altered". The whole can gave me the perfect "buzz". And I love the flavor."

The Social Ritual — Without the Downsides

Green Monké

Alcohol

How Green Monké Works

Find Your Green Monké Vibe

Bright & Nostalgic

Tropical & Smooth

Crisp & Refreshing

Orange Cream

Blue Raspberry

Tropical Citrus

Mango Guava

Orange Passionfruit

Lychee

Not sure where to start? Try the Variety Pack!

FAQ

A Better Way to Unwind.

"Great flavor. Effects aren't overpowering. You're still able to get tasks done. Way better than other edibles!"

"Tastes like McDonald's orange drink when I was a kid. It's not my favorite flavor, but somehow it's the drink that goes with everything and the one I reach for most..."

"The drinks have a good clean taste. I like them over ice like a cocktail. I feel relaxed in my neck and shoulders, which is very nice for those tense muscles. It makes me feel engaged, a bit giggly, and a nice smooth buzz."

"I really like the flavor. I just received two 4-packs with your new flavors. Excited to taste them!"

"This is sooooo good. It's my go to on a Tuesday night when I'm swapping out my wine. It's great with TexMex and Asian food. AND no guilt - 25 calories but tastes like 100+!!!"

"I drank 1/2 a can and felt very relaxed without being "altered". The whole can gave me the perfect "buzz". And I love the flavor."

The Social Ritual — Without the Downsides

Green Monké

Alcohol

How Green Monké Works

Find Your Green Monké Vibe

Bright & Nostalgic

Tropical & Smooth

Crisp & Refreshing

Orange Cream

Blue Raspberry

Tropical Citrus

Mango Guava

Orange Passionfruit

Lychee

Not sure where to start? Try the Variety Pack!

Curious? Start with 20% Off.

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