Epic flavors.
Perfectly microdosed.

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Experience the uplifting and blissful effect of a deliciously microdosed soda.

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Your happy soda has arrived.

Green Monké microdosed soda is designed to give you an effervescent feeling of well-being with calming and relaxing effects for a great time every time.

Happy vibe
Fast acting
No alcohol
25 Calories

Blissful. Uplifting.
Hangxiety-free.

Say goodbye to dreaded hangovers and hello to a fresh, fizzy alcohol alternative that gives you the green light for fun without sacrificing your mornings.

What does it feel like?
How many can I have?
Will I feel anxious?
Is this legal?

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infused sodas

Tropical Citrus

Medium strength
1:1 ratio for smooth, euphoric vibe  
No alcohol, no hangovers
Fast acting, feel it in 15 minutes
Only 25 calories & 5g of sugar
Vegan-friendly & gluten-free
Use code HAPPY20 at checkout
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Blue Raspberry

Medium strength
1:1 ratio for smooth, euphoric vibe  
No alcohol, no hangovers
Fast acting, feel it in 15 minutes
Only 25 calories & 5g of sugar
Vegan-friendly & gluten-free
Use code HAPPY20 at checkout
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Mango Guava

Light strength
1:1 ratio for smooth, euphoric vibe  
No alcohol, no hangovers
Fast acting, feel it in 15 minutes
Only 25 calories & 5g of sugar
Vegan-friendly & gluten-free
Use code HAPPY20 at checkout
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Orange Passionfruit

Light strength
1:1 ratio for smooth, euphoric vibe  
No alcohol, no hangovers
Fast acting, feel it in 15 minutes
Only 25 calories & 5g of sugar
Vegan-friendly & gluten-free
Use code HAPPY20 at checkout
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‘This isn’t just 
an infused drink, it’s a truly delicious treat’

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